I know, let's get the cripples off Incapacity Benefit and give them menial jobs - that'll help massage the figures, and you know, we can probably get away with paying them peanuts too cos they're crippled mongs and won't know the difference.
And, on the other side of the coin, you can get caught shagging your secretary, photographed in the newspaper telling some Sheikh that you're planning on quitting, and then your boss will let you go two years before the end of your contract, and also give you a rather healthy compensation package in doing so - nice one, Sven.
Isn't the world a lovely place?
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Things aren't much better on this side of the pond in either respect. If we gimps want a job, we have to work twice as hard to get one -- unless it's in telemarketing, then it's EASY to get a job.
Thank the Higher for Stephen Hawking. Who knows how difficult the field of science would be for me otherwise.
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